The Machado family has been a force alongside the Gracie family as five brothers have worked towards spreading the art throughout the states. The youngest of the five, John Machado, teaches in the South Bay area of California where his sons help teach classes.
One of those sons, brown belt Jean Machado films comedy videos to post on YouTube geared toward Jiu-Jitsu enthusiasts. In this video below, he demonstrates some sample (and cheesy) pick-up lines that can provide you a laugh. We don’t recommend using these at any point in time ever, but we hope you can chuckle at a few of these like we did: