Yup, pretty much.
UFC on FOX 6 fighter Vladimir Matyushenko told Yahoo! Sports that he’s gotta be in good shape to beat Ryan Bader at Saturday’s UFC on FOX card in Chicago. But more importantly, Matyushenko said that the fighter with the larger set of *cough* male reproductive organs will be the victor.
“Whoever wins will have the bigger balls and will be in better shape,” the fighter recently told Yahoo! CN.
Wow, how about that? I’m not sure if the athletic commission is checking cup sizes before the fights, but if they are, we can pick a winner right now just off measurements.
Then again, he could just be figuratively speaking, which would toss the whole measurements idea out the window. I don’t know, whatever.
Anyway, here’s the entire lineup for the UFC on FOX 6 card on Saturday, Jan. 26:
Main Card (FOX):
- Demetrious Johnson (16-2-1) vs. John Dodson (14-5)
- Quinton “Rampage” Jackson (32-10) vs. Glover Teixeira (19-2)
- Anthony Pettis (15-2) vs. Donald Cerrone (19-4)
- Erik Koch (13-1) vs. Ricardo Lamas (12-2)
Preliminary Card (FX):
- TJ Grant (19-5) vs. Matt Wiman (15-6)
- Clay Guida (29-13) vs. Hatsu Hioki (26-5-2)
- Mike Stumpf (11-3) vs. Pascal Krauss (10-1)
- Ryan Bader (14-3) vs. Vladimir Matyushenko (26-6)
- Mike Russow (15-2) vs. Shawn Jordan (13-4)
- Rafael Natal (14-4-1) vs. Sean Spencer (9-1)
Preliminary Card (Facebook):
- Simeon Thoresen (17-3-1) vs. David Mitchell (11-2)
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